My Theory on the Sarah "The Bondage Girl" Kozer in Joe Millionaire

February 1st, 2003 by Fuzz

Here’s how it is. The whole “Sarah Kozer was the star of light bondage films” thing is a load of malarkey. Fox either:

Knew about it all along
or
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Staged it
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Here’s why I feel this way. First of all, any broadcasting network that does one of these “reality” tv shows makes you sign a waiver, allowing them to know everything about you, and change things about your past that they might not like. My close friend Amanda Wild tried out for American Idol, and before she even auditioned she had to sign a waiver stating that the network could change her appearance, background information, name, or any information which would make her character more appealing to the audience. That being said, Fox knew she has starred in bondage films. If they didn’t like that about her, they would have never let her on the show. That means they thought that the publicity would help them through the February sweeps and either chose to keep her, or made up the whole story to make it more intriguing. (That’s when the tv ratings books come out.)

Evidence of Malarkey

The photo of Sarah Kozer on Fox’s website has her in this green turtleneck number. (See above photo, p.s. I am color blind, so forgive me if my colors are wrong) Conincidentally, or not, this is the same exact shirt she is wearing in the bondage pictures. (see below)

On Thursday night, 01/31/03, when Joe gave Sarah the ruby necklace he said… and I quote:
“I’m really begining to like Sarah, we’ve BONDED”

Okay, if that is not a little bit suspicious, then I don’t know what suspicious means. Espescially knowing that the show is taped months in advance and he said that on the same day that the “news” came out about the films.
This whole Joe Millionaire thing is a scam to begin with, but that’s why I like it, and watch it all the time. Either way you look at it, it’s showbiz… and that’s just my theory.

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