I don’t smoke. Okay, sometimes when I’m at a bar with friends I smoke, but I don’t smoke on a regular basis. In fact, I hate the smell of smoke when I’m eating. There is a family restaurant in West Bend that I don’t even go to anymore because the smell of smoke is so bad that I can’t stand it.

That being said, I think that bans on smoking are downright silly! If you don’t like smoke at a restaurant, go to a different restaurant. If enough people don’t go to a particular restaurant because of the smoke, eventually the owner will have to make a policy change - but, that change is his/her choice. We don’t need a law to say, “you can’t smoke in restaurants/bars.” Vote with your wallet. Take your money elsewhere if you don’t like it. I’m sure there are bars in town that you wouldn’t take your kids, anyway. Why should they lose business because you don’t like smoke?

What a party this was! I can’t believe I missed it. Click http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=404718 to read the local paper’s rundown of events. Hilarious reading. I have been to some major bashes in my day but never at a place as nice as the Milwaukee Art Museum. What were they thinking? $30 for all the martinis you can drink! Who thinks that is a good idea? I would expect some “art loving” with that kind of deal. This is an actual quote from one patron, “Yes, I would like a twelfth martini. Now I am going to piss on that Gauguin.”

Now that’s funny right there. (note: strongly worded content)

I had the chance to watch the entire Auto Club 500 yesterday. It was the first race I have watched from beginning to end in a long time. It was also the first time that my favorite driver, Matt Kenseth, won in a long time! Way to go Matt!

I now have search-engine-friendly URLs. Hooray for me! Thank you WordPress.

This will be my next frivolous purchase.

I’ll purchase it in .40 cal from Woodland Iron and Firearms, and it will be good.

Speaking of guns, I can’t believe that I own a crappy Hi-Point 9mm. I mean, I know it was a good starter gun, but if you can feel the slide through its entire action every time you pull the trigger… you know you’ve purchased a cheap-ass gun!

I have to say that so far, WordPress rocks compared to pMachine and I even paid for that program because I thought that I had to! I didn’t. And… it wasn’t as good as WordPress.

If you have any comments on FuzzMartin 4.0 - let me know in the comments section of this post. What do you think? What does FuzzMartin.com need? What doesn’t it need? And don’t say “pr0n” by either one of those… unless you’re talking about gun pr0n like Boots and Sabers.

I am glad to see that NASCAR handed down a stiff penalty for Shane Hmiel’s failed drug test. I wish that MLB, the NBA, and the NFL were that strict. Of course, they’re not going to 200 miles per hour - but being hopped up on drugs in any sport is dangerous. Kudos, NASCAR.

I think that I want to kill that damn purple dinosaur… and his little reptile friends, too!

If I hear “Bubbles… Bubbles…” again… I am going to blow up my television. I’ll do it - I swear!

I just love these. More classics from the folks at Despair.com

If you ever need to get get to the HomePage on FuzzMartin.com - simply click the top graphics on the page. The way that this program is setup only allows those with internet explorer to see the pointer finger when surfing. I still suggest you use Firefox, btw.

You can also click the word “HOME” on the right side of the page if you prefer to see the pointer finger every time you click on a link.

When photographers shoot important events, digitally, they shoot pictures, edit them on the fly and then email them off, live from the event for the AP to pick up, etc. Using Automator and other programs, Apple has simplified this process for 1 Olympics photographer:

Everytime I smell that distinct smell of Febreeze - the first thing that comes to mind is, “Gee, something here must have stunk.” Then my mind goes to, “what could it have been that stunk so badly that simply cleaning it didn’t work? Did somebody poo here? Is my host’s normal odor that bad that he can’t stand even the smell of himself? How long did that couch stink? Am I sitting in “Linen and Skyâ„¢” covered urine? Sick!”

If it’s Febreezed, it’s stinky. But that’s just My Theory.

I decided I to bring back the “My Theory” category of articles. This was my first-ever blog category back in 2002. It was a lot of fun… and I hope it is again.

But that’s just my theory.

No, this isn’t your typical “hey, Doyle sucks, he should be thrown out of office” post. This a legitimate point for discussion.

With Doyle’s number’s being so dismal as of late… wouldn’t the Democrats be doing themselves a favor by selling him out for his wrongdoings and putting someone “better” in office?

Think about it. If the Democrats were to say, “we won’t stand for corruption by the Republican party or within our own party,” they could actually help their cause. By selling out Doyle, they’d make themselves look like they actually care about the people, and they would wipe away the poor numbers they had with Doyle.

They’re already running attack ads. The election is just over 8 months away. They’re in trouble!

I purchased a six-pack of Smithwick’s Imported Irish Ale, tonight. It is a brand that is brewed and bottled by Guinness. After searching for a bottle opener, I got to thinking… why does good beer require a bottle opener and why is bad beer equipped with an easy twist-off cap? Shouldn’t the good beer have the extra accouterments? Furthermore, when a bad beer (Smithwick’s) tries to disguise itself as a good beer, why does it require a bottle opener? Does it think that the ten foot walk to the kitchen to get a bottle opener is going to make us forget the taste and think we’re experiencing quality? It’s like putting lipstick on a pig if you ask me.

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From AOL.com:

John Michael Montgomery was arrested and charged Thursday with driving under the influence and concealing two loaded firearms.

Go read it - it’s like a country song!