Have you ever stopped at the high-end import car dealership just to “browse,” knowing full well that you can’t afford any of the cars on the lot? Maybe you even put on a fancy suit and an extra coat of wax on the old Ford Focus, hoping to fool the dealership into letting you take a test drive.
Last night, in West Bend, the common council took eight test drives, ranging in price from $12 million to $20 million dollars.
Hoping to justify the proposal with the seldom-used fear tactic (note sarcasm), Alderman Kristine Deiss warned of the city’s current situation by claiming, “it’s like a time bomb waiting to explode. Something’s gonna happen over there and I think we have a responsibility to look at this issue and address it in whatever way we can.” (exact quote from Mark Morris’s newscast)
I asked Mark Morris, my news director, exactly “what was going to ’splode.” He said Deiss was referring to the “security of the police station.” In other words, instead of foritfying the current building with, I don’t know, some deadbolts and Lexan, the city wants to spend $12-20 million on a new building.
That would be like trying to justify rebuilding my home because a faucet is leaking.
It’s West Bend, not New York City. Hamas and Al Qaeda are probably going to focus on NYC, LA, or Chicago before they start car bombing West Bend municipalities.
Luckily for West Bend’s taxpayers, the city’s record of approving new buildings means that this project will be stuck in planning for about six years before the hedges are just right, and the brick is the right shade of mauve.
Seriously, though, this is a horrific example of financial irresponsibility on the part of the common council. Hopefully they will listen to their taxpayers - though I highly doubt that they will.