Toss Me a Brewzkey
November 7th, 2007 by FuzzTagged as: beer, inventions.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have found the single most important invention of the 21st century. May I introduce to you… the Brewzkey.
Yes, as you might suspect, the Brewskey is a bottle opener that is shaped like a key. Brews… key. Get it? Brewsky? Yeah. I knew you would.
Here’s how it works. See… it goes on your key chain the same way as your realkeyz do. When you need to open a beer but you can’t keep a full-size bottle opener in your pocket (how inconvenient), you simply pull out your keys… and open your beer.
Simple. Effective. Brilliant.
My Christmas shopping is just about finished. 
November 7th, 2007 at 10:29 am
I don’t drink beer
November 7th, 2007 at 10:34 am
But you said you wanted something SHINY! Ugh!!! There’s simply no pleasing you!!!
November 7th, 2007 at 10:58 am
No fishing around a cluttered drawer for an opener, no wondering if it’s a twist-off. Just bust out the Brewzkey and pop the top. Brilliant. I’m buying several dozen and will scatter them throughout the land as some sort of misguided act of altruism. Cheers!
November 7th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
People still use bottle openers?
November 8th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Where do you get that!? I think you know who I MUST buy it for.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:29 am
Sadie… click on the photo, and then it is the link at the upper right of the screen!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Of course, how stupid of me! Ha- My brewzkey is on its way.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
How did no one ever think of this before? With all of those obnoxious bottle opener keychains, this is the perfect fit!
It’s the flugelbinder of 2007!