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Have to Hear It

January 19th, 2008 by Fuzz
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Somebody e-mailed this to me… :D

A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing
play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren’t any
tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

The following day the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and
inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets. The ticket teller
politely replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Bears
did not make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week.

The man goes to the Bear ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets
and the teller again tells him there are no tickets for sale because the
Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller
about Bear play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller says in a loud
voice . . .

I’VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE ARE NO TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE
THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.”

The man replied, “I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear
you say that!”

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2 Responses to “Have to Hear It”

  1. Bears Fan! Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    A man goes to the Packers ticket office and inquires about purchasing
    Super Bowl tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren’t any
    tickets for sale because the Packers did not make it to the Super Bowl.

    The following day the same man goes to the Packers ticket office and
    inquires about purchasing Packers Super Bowl tickets. The ticket teller
    politely replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Packers
    did not make it to the Super Bowl.

    This goes on for an entire week.

    The man goes to the Packers ticket office inquiring about Super Bowl tickets and the teller again tells him there are no tickets for sale because the Packers did not make it to the Super Bowl.

    Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller
    about Packers Super Bowl tickets. Finally the ticket teller says in a loud
    voice . . .

    I’VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE ARE NO TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE
    THE PACKERS DID NOT MAKE THE SUPER BOWL.”

    The man replied, “I know. I drive all the way from Chicago just to hear
    you say that!”

    HA HA! It’s all in good fun! Right, Fuzz? :) And yes I can already imagine all of the “clever” responses you will have! Such as “well at least the Packers made it to the play-off’s” BLAH BLAH BLAH, save you’re breath!! :P But in case you didn’t already know, the Packers SUCK and that’s good enough for me!!!!!

  2. Fuzz Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    Whatever Phil! :P

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