Potty Talk
April 21st, 2008 by FuzzTagged as: restroom antics.
The other day, I was in a restroom at a local restaurant. In walked some guy. He went into a stall and proceeded to, uhm, sit down… AND THEN HE DIALED HIS PHONE!!! WTF? He was working some business deal (that’s not a euphemism, he really was conducting business on his phone) while he was taking a crap. Being the upstanding citizen that I am, I didn’t know if it would be rude of me to flush the toilet or wait for him to finish his negotiations. But… after waiting for what seemed like an eternity, I coughed and flushed the toilet. Then I washed my hands for an extra long time just for effect. Seriously - what business, besides the obvious, is suitable for conducting in a public bathroom stall?
Sorry if that was too much information - but I had to get that off of my chest.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I just had the exact same experience, and the guy was older, too.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:23 am
There are many people at my work that talk on their cell phones in the bathroom. EWWWW!! And one guy that always takes the paper in with him.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I would have flushed repeatedly … just to make a point!