Holy Effing Ripoff
April 28th, 2008 by FuzzTagged as: holy shit.
Tracy and I aren’t looking for cake-cutting services for our wedding. Our plan is to get married in Italy. As I sit here, though, looking for catering prices for a business project I am working on, I found that cake-cutting costs are an average of 75-cents per person through most companies. That’s not the price of a slice of cake - that’s how much per person they charge you to actually slice the fucking thing.
That’s pretty fucking ridiculous if you ask me. I know you didn’t - but it is.
Back to the paper now….
April 28th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Wow!! Maybe it is cheaper to give each guest their own mini cake
April 28th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I’m thinking cupcakes.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:29 am
You dropped the f-bomb twice without using a “ph” or some other misspelling to cover it up.
I think that’s awesome.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Hey, cupcakes are cool
April 29th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Every f*ckin’ thing about f*ckin’ weddings is f*ckin’ expensive.
Cupcakes is a great idea.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Would it be cheaper to give everyone plastic forks and let them go after the cake themselves?
April 30th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Sure, toss the forks out instead of a bouquet, and then run to get out of the way. Make sure you get your own pieces first.