Tracy’s lawn mower didn’t work. She said that every time she went to engage the blades, the mower would shut off. From my younger days as a landscaper for Achtenhagen Services in Big Bend, I was able to diagnose the problem over the phone: the safety switch wasn’t engaging.
So, I went out to her apartment to try it out. It worked fine for me. Turns out that her butt isn’t big enough to trip the switch. Not too shabby. 
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May 16th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Thank you for making the announcement
First it was pediatric blood pressure cuffs and now I can’t engage a safety switch on a lawnmower
May 16th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Haha… again… it’s a nice problem to have.
May 17th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I think you should revise that and say that it is a riding lawn mower.
Having a push mower and the big butt comment just don’t play right.
May 18th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Fuzz’s butt makes up for it! I thought you were going to say that when you sat on it you broke it!
May 18th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Thanks… ASS. haha!