Archive for the 'News-related' Category

Server Site Explosion at ThePlanet.com

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 by Fuzz

ThePlanet.com, home to over 9,000 website servers, suffered from a transformer explosion on Sunday afternoon. The explosion and subsequent fire at it’s Houston-based H1 Datacenter took all of their servers offline, though they did not destroy any servers. The radio stations’ (WBWI/WBKV) websites were among the thousands of websites that were affected by the blast, and at the time of this post, they are still not fully operational.

Money is tight…new ways to save money!

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 by Claude

Symphony

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 by Fuzz

Since I heard the story of Elisabeth Witte, the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra player who was slain by her ex-husband, every time I hear the word “symphony,” my heart breaks for her. What a tragic and horrifying story.

Barack Obama: Secret time-traveling Nazi Muslim

Monday, May 26th, 2008 by Claude

Stephen Colbert for Whitehouse Press Secretary!

 

LifeLock Spokesman = Dumbass

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 by Claude

Have you seen this ad on tv?  Where the spokesman for a company promising to save you from identity theft shows his Social Security Number on screen?  

Funny thing is, the LifeLock’s service didn’t help the spokesman, who became a victim himself.  Whoops!  Guess you shouldn’t have given out your SS# on national TV.  Nothing like daring someone to steal your identity.  Sorta like daring Kevin Mitnick to hack into something.

West Bend Schools Earn Newsweek Ranking

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 by Fuzz

Even though the school district teaches some of its students in trailers, both of West Bend’s high schools were named in Newsweek’s Top High Schools report.

West Bend West is ranked number 1206. West Bend East is ranked 1248 (which is odd since they’re in the same building).

The top school in the area was Rufus King in Milwaukee.

Home Depot - All Sales Are Final

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 by Fuzz

Of course you have heard by now that the Home Depot is closing three stores in Southeastern Wisconsin. Of the stores are two near my home — Home Depot, Beaver Dam and Home Depot, Fond du Lac.

Before my kitchen-remodeling project, I bought some tiles from the Beaver Dam store. Luckily, I purchased the rest of my supplies from Home Depot or Menards in West Bend. Today, when I went to take back the extra tiles that I had, the lady at the Home Depot in West Bend said, “sorry, sir, all sales from Beaver Dam or Fond du Lac’s stores are final.”

WTF? It’s a national chain store that is corporately owned. What’s the difference if I bring back a box of tiles that it stocks at every single Home Depot store?

Since I’m sure I’ll end up buying from The Home Depot again, I’ll simply return the tiles without my receipt, so as to get in-store credit. It’s just ridiculous, though, that I have to jump through hoops to get $6.97 back.

On another note, I think that it’s completely ridiculous that The Home Depot will come in to a town, build these sprawling stores on vacant land, and then close up shop within three years. All while vowing to open 36 new stores in the U.S. this year. How about making your other stores profitable before building new ones?

Smiley Face Killers

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 by Claude

Remember all of those college men who seem to get drunk and fall into a large body of water and die every year or so?  KSTP in Minneapolis conducted an investigation and found that many of these “accidents” can be tied together and seem to be part of a much larger thrill-kill spree.

This is a very serious situation with effects felt in LaCrosse, Eau Claire, Minneapolis, St. Cloud and in 9 other states.

Take some time to visit the KSTP site, and watch the investigative report.  It is really worth the time to watch.

Terrifying Times - John Oliver

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 by Claude

John Oliver’s Terrifying Times standup on Comedy Central is just hilarious…if you have 60 free minutes, take the time to watch it.

Message Force Multipliers (WE ARE BEING LIED TO, AMERICA)

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 by Claude

From the New York Post… The US Government secretly bankrolled TV Panelists, billed as Military Analysts, to put a positive spin on the war in Iraq.  Calling these highly respected and decorated Military leaders “Message Force Multipliers“.  Or rather, “an influential but unacknowledged mouthpiece or propagandist for one’s interests”. (From www.mikarrhea.com)

Aborted Baby Art School

Friday, April 18th, 2008 by Fuzz

Yale is saying that the aborted baby art scandal was a hoax, but that didn’t stop the ever-humorous IowaHawk from putting together a great brochure (you really should just read that whole thing - it’s too funny)

With your Yale Art School degree, the sky’s the limit! Our graduates can be found pooping, peeing and bleeding in some of the finest art galleries and warehouse performance spaces from the East Village to Park Slope. But that’s only part of the opportunity story for Yale Art alumni. Here are some of the other exciting things you can do:

* Spur an intellectual conversation
about psysiognomic boundaries
* Start a ruckus
* Get attention
* Get a part time job at Kinkos for rent money
* Return home to live with your wealthy parents for a while
* Go back to graduate school at Yale Art
* Get a job teaching Art
* Get attention

Holy Shit… (Continuing with Yesterday’s Theme)

Friday, April 11th, 2008 by Fuzz

The theme was inequality in sentencing.

Today’s story… Seth Owen, a doucebag from Cudahy, beat his 13-year-old dog to death with a baseball bat. His defense: he was drunk (as the woman who killed her son was high on meth) and he said his dog was sick.

The woman who’s son died, while she was sleeping off her meth high for 22 hours, received 10-years probation.

Seth Owen received six months in prison.

From his sentencing:

When it was Owen’s turn to speak, he told the judge Gabe had tumors and was so sick he could barely walk.

“I know I could have gone about this in a different way,” he said.

He was wearing a crisp white shirt and a tie. He wasn’t wearing a belt, and his navy pants drooped around his hips.

Why didn’t you take him to veterinarian or to the Humane Society, Sosnay asked.

“I really hadn’t thought about it,” he said. “I didn’t know what to do.

“I just feel awful about it.”

Sosnay sat up in his seat. He had been leaning forward listening to Owen with his glasses off. He put his glasses on.

“What you did is quite frankly inexcusable,” Sosnay said. “It is beyond comprehension.”

And while Sosnay accepted the plea agreement, he sentenced Owen to one year’s probation - but with the first six months to be served in the House of Correction. The beating was more than poor judgment, Sosnay said.

“It was a violent act.”

Yup… apparently a dog’s life is more valuable than that of a child.

It’s sickening.

10 Years PROBATION? Ab-friggin’-surd!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 by Fuzz

So, a methhead slut smokes up while she has her kids, passes out, the youngest dies, and the judge gives mom “probation” for fear of ruining the lives of the other children.

Jessica Kasten could have gone to prison for 15 years for neglecting her baby boy while she slept off a methamphetamine high in Wausau, allowing the child to die by asphyxiation.

She could have spent today, the first anniversary of 6-month-old Gavin’s death, behind bars.

But Marathon County Circuit Court Judge Patrick Brady said Friday he couldn’t bring himself to separate the 26-year-old Kasten from her two other toddlers or to ignore the significant changes she was making in her life. He sentenced her to 10 years of probation on a felony charge of neglecting a child, causing death.

“I owe it to the two surviving children, who are victims in this case, to not ruin their lives,” said Brady, who acknowledged that the case was one of the most troubling of his career and made sleep difficult Thursday night.

Kasten pleaded no contest to the charge Dec. 12 in a deal with prosecutors. She has served about three months in jail.

Kasten called police April 5, 2007, after discovering her infant son, Gavin Fochs, was not breathing. Kasten told police she had used methamphetamine, then slept for about 18 hours before finding her lifeless son, according to a police report.

Police say the infant was propped up in a bassinet with a pillow, and a bottle was held in place by a blanket.

Two other children found inside the home, now ages 2 and 3, were found covered in soot from a pot that was allowed to burn on a stove. They stayed with Kasten’s father, Terry, while Kasten was in jail and after she was released on bond.

DeeAnn Westerhaus, a Marathon County social worker assigned to the case days after the death, told Brady that Kasten had improved her parenting skills and maintained a connection with her children, even when they visited her in jail.

A social worker will continue to work with Kasten for at least one year, Westerhaus said.

Kasten showed remorse for choosing drugs over responsibility.

“Someday, I’ll have to explain this to my two living children,” Kasten said through tears while reading a statement.

Kasten’s attorney, public defender Mike Moran, said she will continue to work full time and has been accepted into the residential building program at Northcentral Technical College.

“To say she has not accepted responsibility or (does not) feel guilty is absolutely wrong,” Moran said.

That is the most ridiculous of all of the ridiculous sentences I’ve heard in a loooong time. The kids? What if they are the next to die at this irresponsible woman’s hands? The judge should be absolutely ashamed with himself.

Fucking ridiculous.

Doyle Furthers His Gaming Support

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 by Fuzz

First Governor Jim Doyle was in bed with Potawatomis…

…now he’s in bed with the Trebeks.

Governor Jim Doyle will visit the set of Jeopardy! at the Kohl Center in Madison tomorrow, Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:00 p.m. The Governor will meet with the show’s host, Alex Trebek, and executive producer, Harry Freidman, and present a proclamation declaring it “Jeopardy! Days” in Wisconsin.

Doesn’t Add Up

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 by Fuzz

Jeffrey A. Asbury:
Crime: Hopped up on coke, killed wife in Fox Lake’s unstaffed police station.
Sentence: 30 years in prison with extended supervision thereafter. (He’ll be 70 when his sentence is up, but he may get out early).

Ezequiel Lopez-Quintero:
Crime: Hopped up on coke and tequila, killed Kenosha deputy, Frank Fabiano, in cold blood.
Sentence: Life without parole.

Asbury should have received the same sentence as Lopez-Quintero. He has no business getting back out on the streets - even if somehow he serves the full sentence (does anybody actually serve the full term of their sentence these days?).

A Hard On For “Recession”

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 by Fuzz

Since the word, “recession,” is a technically specific one, we are not able to truly say that we are in a recession, just yet. The news media, really wants us to be, though. I have this odd hunch that there will be a bunch of guys in a news pool cheering, popping champagne, and slapping each other on the ass once we are finally official.

I’m no economist, but in order for us to just move on and start repairing the market, I propose that the fed chair, Ben Bernanke, hold a surprise press conference today declaring that we are officially in a recession.

The stock market will falter and the news guys will have their celebratory circle jerk, but at least we’ll be able to start rebuilding.

Of course, the reason for the media’s excitement for a “recession” is so that they can further whack each other off over how bad of a president Bush II is/was. If a Democrat is elected in November, I predict that the news media will be talking about an economic turnaround by March of next year. If McCain is elected, I am still willing to bet that he is greeted with a wet, yet not as tonguey, kiss.

Dear Faith Healers

Friday, March 28th, 2008 by Fuzz

The story of the little girl who died at the hands of her “faith-healer” parents makes me sick. Here are my thoughts on those types of people:

Asking God to heal you is fine, I’ll agree with that. However, when you turn down His help, you’re being selfish in the highest regard. He gave doctors and nurses the knowledge to heal you. Rejecting His help in hopes that He’ll perform some other miracle is downright ungenerous. Yes, in cases where doctors can’t fix you, you’re going to have to pray for a higher miracle, but if He has already granted you the miracle you need to be fixed - don’t look a gift doctor in the mouth.

BS is the most important issue for 2008 voters

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 by Claude

From The Onion, NSFW

Still Doesn’t Make Me Feel Better

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 by Fuzz

From my UWM email:

Campus Safety Alert: Suspect in custody after armed robberies

One suspect is in custody and another suspect has been identified
following three armed robberies south of campus between 8 and 9 p.m. on
Monday evening, March 24. The suspect in custody, arrested less than an
hour after the first armed robbery, has confessed to being involved in
the robberies, according to UWM Police Chief Pam Hodermann.

UWM Police assisted in the case by identifying a stolen car and chasing
suspects on foot.

Additional details are online at:

http://www.uwm.edu/Dept/police/crimealerts.htm

Anyone with additional information about these incidents should call the
Milwaukee Police Department Criminal Investigation Bureau, (414) 935-7302.

UWM Police and University Relations offer information on remaining safe
at the Campus Safety Web site:

http://www4.uwm.edu/safety/

Also at the site are directions of how to sign up for the university’s
S.A.F.E. Alerts text-messaging system.

License to have kids…

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 by Claude

Some people argue that humans should have to take classes and be given a license to have children.

…these types of stories make me agree with them.

From CNN.com

DALLAS, Texas (AP) — A woman threw her two young children from a freeway overpass during Wednesday’s morning rush before leaping off herself, police said, and somehow all three survived the 22-foot fall into traffic.

The 28-year-old mother and her sons, ages 8 and 6, were taken to hospitals, said Paul Lara, Dallas Fire-Rescue spokesman.

“It’s a miracle both kids weren’t hit directly by a passing car,” Dallas police Sgt. David Burroughs told The Dallas Morning News in Wednesday’s online edition.

The mother was hit by a vehicle on Interstate 30 near downtown and listed in critical condition, police said. The boys were in good condition at another hospital. One of the boys had a broken arm but both could communicate with paramedics, police said.

Police said the woman and children had been riding in a car with a man when the adults became involved in some sort of altercation. The woman and her children got out of the car and the man drove off, Burroughs said. Police were searching for the man.