Archive for the 'Politics' Category

MoveOn - From the Race Card

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 by Fuzz

Here’s a secret… I subscribe to MoveOn.org’s newsletter so I can see what kind of garbage they are spewing. I received this today.

Dear MoveOn member,

Obama’s now ahead in most polls. That’s great, but there’s just one problem: the polls could be wrong.This is an unprecedented election. No one knows how racism may affect what voters tell pollsters (emphasis mine)—or what they’ll do in the privacy of the voting booth (emphasis mine). And there are plenty of other unknowns.

We can’t afford to take any chances with the most important election of our lifetimes. Whatever the polls say, we all need to get out, talk to voters, and make sure every single Obama supporter makes it to the polls.

The Obama campaign in West Bend needs more volunteers this week for a big voter-outreach effort. Click here to sign up:

http://pol.moveon.org/obama/teams/training.html?office_id=425&id=14369-10702785-tsuGtdx&t=3

Polls can’t always be trusted, for many reasons. Remember what happened in the New Hampshire primary? Obama was ahead in all the polls—but Hillary Clinton carried the state on election night.

So we can’t afford to get complacent. We don’t know whether polls will translate into votes on Election Day, but we know that our actions can.

Countless studies have shown that the most effective way to ensure that someone makes it out to vote is to reach out and talk to him or her in person. And the Obama campaign has asked us to help out in doing that—can you join in?

http://pol.moveon.org/obama/teams/training.html?office_id=425&id=14369-10702785-tsuGtdx&t=4

Thanks for all you do.

–Adam, Tanya, Lenore, Michael and the rest of the team

The Key is Controlling the Public Dialogue

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 by Fuzz

Hilarious! From The Onion:

Just For Claude

Thursday, October 9th, 2008 by Fuzz

I put this together for you, today, Claude. Enjoy.

West Bend School District to Postpone Referendum

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 by Fuzz

Citing tough economic times, the West Bend School District is holding a “special board meeting” on Wednesday night at 5:30. They will reportedly postpone the West Bend School Referendum until at least February and perhaps longer.

(Source: WBKV)

Dems Role Explained

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 by Fuzz

If you haven’t seen this video, you should. Then, the next time that you hear anybody saying that “Bush’s failed policies” led to the downfall of the economy, remember what you see here:

Hat tip… just about everywhere.

My Little Liberal

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 by Fuzz

My daughter, 4, was upset that I put a McCain sign in the front yard, so she drew up her own Obama sign and taped it up for the neighborhood to see. :)

A Message from the Teleprompter

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 by Fuzz

From Iowahawk:

Obama Doesn’t Want Your Guns

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 by Fuzz

…or at least that’s what he wants you to believe.

Time for a Change Potty Break

Sunday, September 21st, 2008 by Fuzz

The coolest part about Barack Obama’s new two-minute television commercial is that I can get up, run to the bathroom, change laundry loads, and get a beer before he gets through explaining how he’s going to spend all of our money! And, it’s draining his campaign account. I love it!

Margaret Cho - Oh No You Di’int

Friday, September 19th, 2008 by Fuzz

Margaret Cho is a stupid crotchbag. I don’t think I have ever been so enraged by a D-list celebrity in my life.

On John McCain’s abilities as a soldier in Vietnam:

I am sick of everyone saying ‘He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier.’ Uh yeah. He was captured. So he was not that good.

Holy shit. What an idiot.

She goes on to say that she would like to have lesbian sex with Sarah Palin.

I’ll provide a link, but only so that you can read the full, explicit article on what he has to say. Margaret Cho is a Douche.

Support Corruption - Elect Democrats

Thursday, September 18th, 2008 by fuzzy

H/T Dave Casper via bootsandsabers.com

Posted by email from Fuzz’s posterous

Free Obama Buttons

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 by Fuzz

Get your free Barack Obama button while they last!

Hey,

Want a free Obama button? MoveOn’s giving them away totally free–no strings attached. I just got mine, and wanted to share the opportunity with you.

Click this link to get a free Obama button:

http://pol.moveon.org/obamabuttons/?id=-10679155-.IKgE9x&rc=ads.adwords.ng.img728×90

Thanks!

I plan on putting a big slash through it so that I can wear it everyday!!! Thank you moveon.org!!!

First Time

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 by Fuzz

I made a small donation to the McCain/Palin campaign today. It was very small, actually, but hopefully it will buy a radio spot somewhere. Obama is advertising on my station right now, and I would like to hear the alternative perspective on the air, as well.

By the way, the Obama ad that is airing is a downright lie. A ’sportsman’ says that “Obama supports gun ownership.” Uhm. No.

Qualified

Saturday, September 13th, 2008 by Fuzz

Last night, we had dinner with Tracy Heron, the mayor of my 5,000+ town. If Governor Palin is anything like him - she’s more than qualified.

Perhaps Mayor Heron should run for governor. ;)

This Just In: Oprah Winfrey is a Partisan Bitch

Monday, September 8th, 2008 by Fuzz

Oprah has decided not to interview Sarah Palin because she doesn’t want her show to be used, “as a platform for any of the candidates.” Of course, she interviewed Barack Obama. From TMZ:

The item in today’s Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show. At the beginning of this Presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over.

This just convinces me even further that the Left is completely afraid of McCain’s choice for VP. I love it.

For Sarah Palin’s Daughter

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 by Fuzz

Favorite songs-John McCain & Barrack Obama (Blender Magazine)

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 by Claude

In a politics, campaign managers and PR reps will tell you it’s all about relating to people. Selling their candidate to you as a brand…as a general rule, people vote for the candidate who they connect with the best. The person they would want to sit around a listen to music and drink beer on a Friday night.

In the attempts to further that message…Blender Magazine (a shell-brand for Maxim, who’s focus is all things music and getting young female artists to pose semi-nude on the cover) reports on Obama and McCain’s Top 10 favorite songs. The songs are listed below and I put in SeeqPod players below each list, so you can enjoy the music!

Here is the list they (their publicists) gave to Blender.

BARACK OBAMA

  1. Ready or Not Fugees
  2. What’s Going On Marvin Gaye
  3. I’m On Fire Bruce Spingsteen
  4. Gimme Shelter Rolling Stones
  5. Sinnerman Nina Simone
  6. Touch the Sky Kanye West
  7. You’d Be So Easy to Love Frank Sinatra
  8. Think Aretha Franklin
  9. City of Blinding Lights U2
  10. Yes We Can will.i.am

JOHN McCAIN

  1. Dancing Queen ABBA
  2. Blue Bayou Roy Orbison
  3. Take a Chance On Me ABBA
  4. If We MakeIt Through December Merle Haggard
  5. As Time Goes By Dooley Wilson
  6. Good Vibrations The Beach Boys
  7. What A Wonderful World Louis Armstrong
  8. I’ve Got You Under My Skin Frank Sinatra
  9. Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond
  10. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes The Platters

President Hilton

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 by Fuzz

While normally I cannot stand Paris Hilton for one second, this ‘political ad’ she put together for Funny or Die is totally f*cking hilarious!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

Thursday, July 31st, 2008 by Fuzz

I’ve honestly been so out of touch with this election season that I haven’t really had any strong feelings one way or the other. I mean, I can’t stand Obama, but McCain is so all over the place that I don’t really trust him either.

So, for those of you who don’t really care about the election this year, here are some tips from The Onion on pretending like you actually give a shit about McCain or Obama. As always, the text that is on the screen during the video is just as funny as the characters.


Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

Politics with Cows

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 by Fuzz

Hat tip - my dad:

Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government  
and then the government gives you some milk.

Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk  
to the government; then the government sells you some milk.

New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the  
other; then you pour the milk down the drain.

Dictatorship: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and  
keeps the cows.

Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.