Archive for the 'Websites' Category

TUAW = Slowest. Website. Ever.

Monday, May 12th, 2008 by Fuzz

As a fan of all things Apple, I used to read The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW), daily. Over the last year, though, they have changed a slew of different things on the website. They’ve hired at least one writer that hardly ever knows what she’s talking about, they have added more ads to the website that take just about forever to load, and now, whenever you click on a link, it makes you sit through an ad before transferring you to the next site.

The last part is by far the most annoying. Once you click on any link — even to post a comment, apparently — an ad pops up via CSS that covers the entire window. There’s a “skip ad” option at the top — but it doesn’t do ANYTHING.

Now, I’m not complaining that TUAW “sold out” or anything like that. They’re a business, and they deserve to make as much money as they can. One would think, however, that a tech-oriented website would do a better job with its coding and interface so that geeks like me don’t get annoyed and go elsewhere… and there are plenty ofelsewheres.”

Anyway, I am hereby removing TUAW from my bookmarks. Hopefully there are enough posts like this on the Internet that will get them to clean things up a bit.

I’m golden!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 by Claude

Sorry Fuzz, but I had to just toot my horn somewhere and I thought FM.com would be the place to do it.

With 10,000 downloads as of last night around 2am, I am now a certified gold contributor on istockphoto.com

 

Check me out here: http://www.istockphoto.com/creatingmore

Gmail Custom Time

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 by Fuzz

Google always seems to come up with some silly April Fool’s Day joke. Today it’s “Gmail Custom Time.” It’s pretty cute - but a little too unbelievable to actually “fool” anybody.

My favorite line: “Need an email to arrive 6 hours ago? No problem. ” Haha. :)

PodPress: Always Breaking Shit

Friday, March 28th, 2008 by Fuzz

There is a pretty slick plugin for WordPress called, “PodPress.” When it’s working, it provides a really cool playback option for podcasts and other audio. Whenever you upgrade WordPress, however, it gets all bipolar, starts kicking babies, and pisses all over your couch.

Hopefully they’ll figure out a way to add it to “the loop” without h*cking up WordPress image functionality, like it so often does.

*Note: For those of you who are using WordPress 2.3 or higher, and your thumbnails are not working, disable your PodPress plugin and you will again enjoy Thumbnail bliss. I believe WordPress 2.5 has it’s own podcast system (non-plugin), but I haven’t tested it yet.

Anyway, to MightySeek - I love your plugin - when it works. When it doesn’t, it’s a little bitch.

SeeqPod Rocks!

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 by Fuzz

Seeqpod.com is much cooler than Project Playlist. It is SO much easier to navigate, and you don’t have to have an account to embed music on your website.

Thanks to Jed @ B&S for the tip!

I Think It’s Cool…

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 by Fuzz

…that CNN uses WordPress for its blogs.

T-Mobile = Asshats

Friday, February 15th, 2008 by Fuzz

Coincidentally, I was just looking at T-Mobile’s WiFi @ Home service yesterday. But, it looks like they have some customer service issues that they need to shore up before anybody considers doing business with them.

From Rachel’s blog:

The following is a post from a DFW-area political blog, and was written by a friend of a friend of mine. I want to pass it along in case anyone reads here has TMobile and is willing to call them to complain. If I had TMobile, I’d cancel my account today.

T Mobile vs. Gymboree
February 10th, 2008
by Doug Miller

Two weeks ago tonight I had visitors from out of town. My daughter, my son-in-law and my 2-year-old granddaughter came to visit. My son-in-law was in the Navy, and they were transferring from Virginia Beach to Ingleside. We were all glad to see that they were going to be living closer to home.

They left my house about 8:30pm and headed north on 377—the “back way” to Lake Dallas, where my ex-wife lives—to spend the night.

They didn’t make it.

They were struck by a car trying to pass in a no passing zone in Roanoke and my son-in-law and granddaughter were killed instantly. My daughter was careflighted to JPS and had emergency surgery. She will make a complete physical recovery.

In the last two weeks, I was tasked with more items to complete than I can even remember. Besides making the funeral arrangements, one of the menial tasks was to replace my daughter’s phone that was destroyed in the accident. I figured, no problem, I’ll run to TMobile, her provider, and get a loaner. I’ve done this multiple times with my employee’s phones, I’d run to AT&T/Cingular and pick up a phone until we could get a replacement off EBay or some other used phone outlet.

The “gentleman” who is the manager of the TMobile store in Southlake told me under no circumstances could he give me a phone. I wasn’t authorized on my son-in-law’s account. I explained to him that my daughter had just gotten out of ICU and was needing a phone to make some phone calls. Not going to happen. I told him that I was willing to give them my credit card to secure the phone, but to no avail.

When I explained that the United States Navy had cut all sorts of red tape to make my task easier, they didn’t care. When I told them the DFW National Cemetery had gone out of their way to make things happen on our schedule, they didn’t care. They wouldn’t budge.

I called TMobile when I got home, got a sympathetic person on the line and was told she would try to get a phone out to my daughter. She also encouraged me to send a letter to the CEO. I did, and was so angry I FedEx’ed it out Monday morning.

Tuesday I got a call from somebody at the company headquarters…but got the same answer. No dice…no phone…no bending of any of the rules. In fact, they had cancelled the order that the customer service agent had placed on my behalf. I explained to the “lady” that I could very easily go get a new account from AT&T and have a lot less stress in my life; she didn’t budge. I told them what I thought of their company, hung up the phone, called my AT&T rep and got my daughter set up with a new account in 5 minutes.

I told the people at TMobile that I would tell everybody what a bunch of douchebags they are, and hence the post.

Let me tell you a story about how customer service SHOULD work.

My son in law returned from deployment in November of 2007. My daughter had ordered a little navy outfit for my granddaughter to wear during the homecoming ceremony and her wish was for my granddaughter to be buried in this outifit. Problem is, their household goods are being shipped from Virginia to Corpus, and there is no telling where they are.

My wife and I came home from the hospital and searched Gymboree.com, only to find that it was apparently last year’s outfit and had been discontinued. We searched EBay, and couldn’t find one in the size that was needed and didn’t have any luck on Craigslist either.

I sent a desperation email to Gymboree customer service about 1am on Friday morning, letting them know of the situation and asking for help. They responded Friday with an email stating that they would do everything in their power to try to find one, but they couldn’t promise anything.

Saturday morning the supervisor of Customer Service called my wife crying…telling Shannon they had found the outfit, had pooled their own money and they were FedEx’ing it to us immediately. We offered to reimburse them, but she refused. She had a two-year-old of her own, and the story of what happened to my granddaughter touched her and she wanted to hep.

I have sent the CEO of Gymboree a letter via FedEx telling them what a great bunch of employees they have, and they should be proud. TMobile can rot in hell.

I would also like to take this moment to thank the fine people at the Roanoke Police and Fire Departments, the Keller PD and Fire Department and the fine people at Careflight. Without them, my daughter wouldn’t have made it. I am forever in their debt.

Goog-411

Friday, February 8th, 2008 by Fuzz

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Google! I was paying somewhere around $4 a pop anytime I needed to use 411 on my cell phone. Now Google has a free 411 service for finding businesses.

1-800-GOOG-411

Check out the details at: http://www.google.com/intl/en_us/mobile/goog411/index.html

Lorem Ipsum

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 by Fuzz

This morning I am busy reworking BGSGlass.com. It’s been a project that has been in the works for awhile, but time and schedules weren’t meshing. Now that I am gung-ho on getting this together, I needed some quick text filler to hold my paragraphs before the content could be installed.

That’s when I found the Lorem Ipsum generator! It’s friggin’ cool (mostly because it saved me time).

Okay… back to work.

(oh, and thank you to Panera Bread in West Bend for letting me siphon off their WiFi, electrical outlet, and coffee spigot. :D )

GGW

Sunday, January 13th, 2008 by Fuzz

Haha! I was reading some more complaints on the InformercialScams.com website I told you about on Friday… this was too friggin’ funny (regarding Girls Gone Wild). I am guessing that it’s fake… but you never know!

8/14/2007 - Rob writes:
I couldn’t believe it, I ordered this video, it took 6 weeks to arrive, but I was in the middle of “enjoying” it, when suddenly, my sister was on screen. What the hell is up with that. I am still in therapy for that. The worst part is that she didn’t even realize what was goiing on, they just got her liquored up and naked. This is just plain wrong.

Informercial Scams

Friday, January 11th, 2008 by Fuzz

I heard about this awesome website today called InfomercialScams.com. This thing has reviews of what you really get when you buy that crap (whether it’s financial tips, household items, or other garbage) off of infomercials.

Don’t get ripped off!

Go SCROOGE Yourself

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 by Fuzz

Okay okay okay… these are too fun! :D

 Scrooge Yourself

Owen Made My Show Prep

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 by Fuzz

I feel like a name dropper every time I talk about Owen at Boots and Sabers, but I knew him when we were young, blogging pups, so I’m not going to feel bad when I mention him. :)

I was surprised to find out that he and Jed made our prep service today at the radio station. Of course, he was a top story on Yahoo! yesterday, so I guess that I shouldn’t have been. Hat tip: Josh Golberg who is filling in for me while my voice is on sick leave.

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::Blushing::

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 by Fuzz

Sometimes it’s fun to check my site stats. I especially like it when I see that people found my site by searching for my name with some other fun string of words after it. You know, like “Fuzz Martin: The Coolest Man in the World,” or “does Fuzz Martin wear boxers or briefs.” (boxer briefs, in case you really were wondering)

This morning, for instance, somebody searched for “Fuzz Martin has a girlfriend.” Awww… thank you… I’m flattered by your inquiry. And, for the record, yes, yes I do. ;)

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Best 4-Block Evah

Monday, October 15th, 2007 by Fuzz

Tom McMahon, in case you don’t know, has a unique picture-only blog called, “4-Block World.” The other day he posted a block called “W vs Al Gore.” It is phenomenal! Check it out!

Give a Little

Sunday, October 7th, 2007 by Fuzz

Each year, my brothers and I take part in the Lambda Chi Alpha North American Food Drive. In the 13 years that the NAFD has been implemented, the Fraternity has raised over 24.6 million pounds of food for those in need. All of the money collected for the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater chapter (alumni association) goes towards those in need in our region.

Now… I have pledged to get a minimum of 10 people to donate $5. Please do your part, go to UWWLCA.com, and click on the North American Food Drive donation logo. If anything, go to UWWLCA.com and check out Claude’s mad website skillz, yo. That’s all him, right there. He won a national award for his work on that website, and he deserves a nod. He even designed the national logo for the NAFD. That man is a machine!!!

Emo Kid

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 by Fuzz

This is friggin’ funny:

What a JAG

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 by Fuzz

Jed, of BootsandSabers.com fame, is giving up his private-sector life to rejoin the Air Force as a JAG officer.

More people should have that kind of dedication to our country!

Thank you, and congrats, Jed.

Friggin’ Hilarious

Thursday, July 12th, 2007 by Fuzz

The  “i can has cheezburger” thing is all the rage these days, but Phel has her own unique spin on it… I can has clemency? Superb!!!

New ‘Friends of the Show’ Link

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 by Fuzz

I was reading Boots and Sabers (as part of my multiple-times-daily routine) and came across Wendy’s post on Rachel Lucas. It is not often that I add people to my little “blogroll” (bottom right under “friends of the show”), but I am definitely adding Rachel. She’s witty, to the point, and she seasons her posts with just the right amount of vulgarity to keep me interested. Plus, I hear she hates cats. (j/k.) I suggest you read her site.

Hat tips: Triticale via Wendy