Hillary Pen

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 by Fuzz

Jabber Jaw Pens sent me this HILLarious (they’re marketing, not mine) pen in the mail:

Here’s a video of me playing with it:

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Top Celebrity Supporters

Monday, April 21st, 2008 by Fuzz

I didn’t think that I would ever repost something from the Huffington Post on my website - simply because they’re a bunch of asshats - but this list of top 10 celebrity supporters of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama is pretty interesting.

Hillary’s Top Celebrity Supporters:

  1. Ellen Degeneres
  2. Elton John
  3. Ted Danson & his wife, Mary Steenburgen
  4. Jack Nicholson
  5. Natalie Portman
  6. Perez Hilton
  7. America Ferrera
  8. Magic Johnson
  9. Barbara Streisand
  10. Eva Longoria Parker

Barack’s Top Celebrity Supporters:

  1. Oprah Winfrey
  2. Will.I.Am
  3. Maria Shriver
  4. Ben Affleck
  5. George Clooney
  6. Scarlett Johansson
  7. Samuel L. Jackson
  8. Chris Rock
  9. Robert De Niro
  10. Jennifer Aniston

Uhm… looks like Hillary is screwed.

That’s Just Wrong…

Friday, April 18th, 2008 by Fuzz

….but sometimes being wrong feels so right. Via Czabe:

Not Hillary - She Wears Pantsuits at 3AM!!!

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 by Fuzz

This is poorly produced, but the concept is hilarious!!!

Do You Think…

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 by Fuzz

…that Rush Limbaugh urging voters to vote for Hillary Clinton in the primaries is actually his attempt to get more Democrats to spite Rush and vote for Obama instead? I’m sure Hillary doesn’t welcome the endorsement.

Vote Clinton: Because a Deaf God Ignores Our Pleas

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 by Fuzz

Too friggin’ hilarious!

2008 Election Results

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 by Fuzz


Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Do You Smell What Barack is Cookin’?

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 by Fuzz

OMFG! (thanks Claude!!!)

No Vote

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 by Fuzz

I’m not voting today. If there was somebody I was passionate about, I’m sure that I’d certainly find the time to get back to May-town to vote. I’m not, however, going to put 50+ miles on my car, and take an hour of my day, to vote for John McCain, Hillary Clinton, or Barack Obama. No way. No how.

Heil Hitllary!

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 by Fuzz

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Hat tip: Owen @ B&S

Chelsea Clinton Coming to UW-Milwaukee

Sunday, February 10th, 2008 by Fuzz

Chelsea Clinton is coming to the UWM Union Ballroom tomorrow morning at 10:45. That’s awesome. I mean, who better than the dog-faced daughter of the world’s foremost ice queen to really connect with young voters. Sheesh. I’m glad that I don’t have classes tomorrow - campus is going to be a perfect mess.

Hat tip: the most beautiful girl in the worrrrrrrld.

Hillary Hates America

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 by Fuzz

Apparently, either Hillary Clinton doesn’t know how to properly salute/pledge allegiance to the flag, or she has some extremely incompetent web designers. (*Claude pointed it out to me… I wasn’t actively searching Clinton’s website ;) )

Hillary, your RIGHT hand goes over your heart. Or… are you THAT liberal?

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