Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 by Fuzz

From The Onion:


Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

The Key is Controlling the Public Dialogue

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 by Fuzz

Hilarious! From The Onion:

Anti-Bush Merchandise Market to Collapse

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 by Fuzz

Brilliant!!! From The Onion:


Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse

Best quote: “We need to develop totally new products for marginally politically active liberals to throw their money away on.”

H/T: KB

How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

Thursday, July 31st, 2008 by Fuzz

I’ve honestly been so out of touch with this election season that I haven’t really had any strong feelings one way or the other. I mean, I can’t stand Obama, but McCain is so all over the place that I don’t really trust him either.

So, for those of you who don’t really care about the election this year, here are some tips from The Onion on pretending like you actually give a shit about McCain or Obama. As always, the text that is on the screen during the video is just as funny as the characters.


Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

Freshmen unprepared for College-level drinking…

Friday, March 28th, 2008 by Claude

This is just hilarious.

Tired of Traffic? New DOT Report Urges Drivers: ‘Honk’

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 by Claude

BS is the most important issue for 2008 voters

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 by Claude

From The Onion, NSFW

2008 Election Results

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 by Fuzz


Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

NASCAR Coach: “Drive Fast, Turn Left”

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 by Fuzz

The NASCAR coach… from The Onion:


NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: ‘Drive Fast’